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Old Nov 09, 2005, 06:00 PM // 18:00   #7141
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I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm pretty sure I don't think of sex six to seven times a minute. RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO I just spent the past 6 hours without sex on my mind at all. And I have a feeling if we looked deeper at that "survey" we'd find it flawed. A "thought" could be so much as glimpsing at an ass, or itching your crotch or something. And even so, the male and female stats you've...provided, are very similar. Guys and girls want to RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO just as much as one another, just for different reasons at different times.
thats the AVERAGE

there are people that think about it maybe 0-1 times a DAY, or over 20 times a minute
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 09:56 PM // 21:56   #7142
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hah 20 times a minute, talk about short term
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 10:03 PM // 22:03   #7143
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oh shush, unless you need a reminder that girls = evil
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 10:09 PM // 22:09   #7144
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Bah at least I have my own website with my love http://www.avari-lain.com/ and yes I know it's a little empty at the moment
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 10:10 PM // 22:10   #7145
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oh shush, unless you need a reminder that girls = evil
I'm pretty sure I need not remind you that girls do NOT equal money, so there's no way girls are evil based on that joke. In fact, girls = LESS money, which should mean that girls = good.
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 10:11 PM // 22:11   #7146
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uhg thanks a lot, you got me thinking about things i would rather have stayed outside my conscious mind.

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edit: btw pie its a joke, you get it, laugh at it, get a hoot, then carry on with your life.
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 10:19 PM // 22:19   #7147
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I'm pretty sure I need not remind you that girls do NOT equal money, so there's no way girls are evil based on that joke. In fact, girls = LESS money, which should mean that girls = good.
it's only natural for pie to understand the awesomeness that is girls
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 10:20 PM // 22:20   #7148
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edit: btw pie its a joke, you get it, laugh at it, get a hoot, then carry on with your life.
Sorry lildude, but PieXags only laughs at, you know, decent jokes. Ones that at least make SOME sense.

And Avari...

What can I say, people enjoy me.
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 10:32 PM // 22:32   #7149
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I'm sad.. no one like me enough to buy stuffs from me!.... I hate crappy items!

Back to topic! so pie.. you should calm down and get some pie!.. They're good for you
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 10:47 PM // 22:47   #7150
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I'm staring at 4 2 pound bags of candy corn, and I have absolutely no temptation to devour it. God damnit.
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 11:04 PM // 23:04   #7151
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Is it REALLY illegal to float a check? I mean, can they actually catch you? For example:

I want chinese food.
I have no money in the bank.
I write a check for $11 to the Chinese place.
I get paid in two days.
The check clears after I get paid.

Is that really illegal?
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 11:18 PM // 23:18   #7152
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If it was, I'd be a dead man. I've bounced many, MANY checks. Not even a slap on the wriste - just an extra charge. As long as you're ready to accept the fact that they'll charge you out your butt for the bounced check, you're fine.
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 11:44 PM // 23:44   #7153
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i wonder why wankstas and wiggas are so common right now.
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 11:46 PM // 23:46   #7154
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three little letters the crap that is: MTV
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 11:47 PM // 23:47   #7155
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oh. i see now.
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 11:49 PM // 23:49   #7156
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waaaaaah no fair i have to farm now so i can get more money and skill points


MTV is 95% commercials 4% content and 1% stupidity
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 11:50 PM // 23:50   #7157
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you sure? i was thinking 99% stupidity and 1 % content....and 100% commercials.
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 11:53 PM // 23:53   #7158
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no it's just plainly 100% trash
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 11:57 PM // 23:57   #7159
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It's 100% nothing...
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Old Nov 09, 2005, 11:57 PM // 23:57   #7160
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haha. it's the truth! so plainly put.

nice avatar, btw. so...pink....and bright. nice change, especially after your halloween one.
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